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ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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uhmeliamay:

I want to trace the outline of your collarbones

clestroying:

i just wanna take a bath in nair body hair remover

theoitnblife:

too funny

uhmeliamay:

Someone have sex with me thanks